Diabolical !

Send Him Off !

he cornt speyke

Sounds like the former idiot Castleford player Mick Morgan who was hardly a angel himself when tackling, especially Wigan players!

Owd Codger, I'm not 100% sure but . I think it was Alex Murphy,

Skerrett ?

tomplum, Alex Murphy loved everything about Wigan rugby and never gave any criticism.

Alex Murphy threw a telephone at Maurice Lindsay

Tommy2Stroke,
Was that dial-a-bollocking?

That was Mick Morgan (as so rightedly pointed out by Th'Owd 'Un up there ^^^), this is Alex Murphy.

And this is Alexi Sayle!

I bow to your superiority Oh Tonkerpidia and to Owd Codger and slap my own wrist because of not knowing the difference between a Yorkshire Pudding and a plastic Scouse,

They do sound the same, though, laaaaike!

So I'll tell thee a joke I know you will Laaaaaike.
A bin mon goes into a Chinese chippy and asks, Where's thee bin,
the owner says, " I bin to Hong Kong' , bin mon say, " No Wheres tha wheelie bin" Owner say " honest I wheelie bin Hong Kong"

A Wiganer goes into the same Chinese chippy as the bin mon, orders mushroom fraaaaied raaaaice, then gets talking to the owner of the shop.
The Chinaman asks him, "Wha' you do for rivving" ?
The Wiganer says, "errrr., you mean, what do I do for a living? I'm a comedian, raaaaight"
Chinaman says, "ahhhhhh!, ok, you change colour for me"?
Wiganer thought for a bit, then says, "oh., ney, ney, I'm not a Chameleon, I'm a comedian"
So the Chinaman says, "ahhhhhh!, ok, you tell me joke, make me raff"?
Wiganer says, "raaaaight, you want me to tell you a joke and make you laugh"?
Then, just at that moment, the Wiganer notices the Chinaman's wok had caught fire so he points and shouts, "wok"! wok"!
And the Chinaman smiles and says, "ok, who der"?

Reet then, The Bin mon says, I'll have beef curry n chips and can i phone my wife to see if she wants anything, Ok says the Chinaman, So't binmon phones his wife and she says no, So bin mon says Just beef curry please,

The owner serves him the beef curry and chips and says , How much for that me owd chinaplate ( cockney ryhming slang for mate ).
You pay for cawl says the Chinaman, So the bin says. Wow thank you very much and walks out

Tonker
Have you seen the one when Alex Murphy bollocked all the Wigan team in the changeing room after they lost threatened them all its on you tube laugh your head off

Yes Tom, I posted it ^^up theer^^ laaaaike!
Two of my old mates, from when I were a lad, are on it. Barry Williams and Brian Case.
Barry (Baz) is the younger brother of the lad I wrote about the other day, who set his grandmothers feet on fire with lighter fluid, along with other daft tricks. He used to disown him. "Your not my brother, you" !

Tonker
I knew a few lads from saints
Allan briers
Les greenall. Paul Doherty
wonder is Alan briers is still around he played for the saints and widnes

Tom, I only knew two lads who played for Saints. That's Chris Arkwright, who I worked with a time or two, and Harry Pinner.
I wasn't really into rugby as a lad, but knew a few who were.

I was indeed on about the ranting commentator who always had a bee in his bonnet about anything to do with the Wigan club not only when commentating.